Tuesday, 2 February 2010

H2: Halloween 2 (2009)

H2: Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie, 2009)
Odeon Kingston: 27th October 2009

Contains a *F***IN' RANT*!

One big Emo/Grunge/Heavy Metal/Zombie-fied middle finger to all Halloween fans of the original and (some) sequels! Lets take some 'white horse' vision and role with it, a terrible way to explain Myers muderous intentions, raping Friday the 13th's maternal reasons for killing! Poor acting by a weak cast of Scout Taylor-Compton (a 'handsome' girl) and an obvious and tedious choice of Zombie's wife Sheri Moon! Compton plays an unsympathetic Laurie who hasn't seemed to learn anything from the first film who cannot stop crying at every occasion! An unecessary Dr. Loomis storyline, bad 90's female dialogue (record shop), shocking soundtrack with no original Carpenter score until the end credits! Brad Dourif was believable as Sheriff Brackett, Myer's gory killings (stomping of face) and some of the cinematography were the only positives to take from this disappointing shower of shite!

1 comment:

  1. Lol, nice one. I've not seen it but from what I've heard you're spot on.